Slippery Rock Branch Campus?

So I was thinking that Slippery Rock should expand...how does everyone else feel about it. I just solved the crisis on weather. Slippery Rock should open branch campuses in Miami, Las Vegas, North Carolina, and I don't know lets say Cancun, Mexico. Not only would Slippery Rock University become the mega-university in the country, students would benefit because of the diverse setting. Not only the nice weather, but also chances to learn different cultures of the United States. I personally think this is a great idea. Carnegie Mellon has branches all over the world, so why not The Rock. The only bad thing is that the orignal Slippery Rock Pennsylvania would probably become a wasteland because of the other amazing locations. I honestly probably wouldn't even come home on breaks, my family would come and visit me! I would look forward to going to class and then hitting the beach after for an early evening run along the water as the sunset sparkles across the water. Then maybe go out with some friends down the strip of Vegas or Miami instead of going down Main Street to Sheetz. After finishing my portfolio, I could relax in the lazy river or wavepool at Mandalay Bay instead of starting the next up and coming project in Tech PETE to further my stress and depression. Instead of eating at the Flu and Boozel, I could eat at amazing seafood 5 star restaurants that are open for more than just lunch 11-2pm ...while watching the waves pound against beach. Lastly, there would probably be more parking too because Slippery Rock still cannot figure out to just build a freaking parking garage for residence parking because some people never move their cars....Just a thought....